Dear Mr. Jesus...

Worm Cat!

I actually really do have other things to post besides amazing animal videos. When I get around to it I'm going to show you the awning my friend (and artist) Sean Cassidy built on my patio this weekend. Now we can finally hang out there without burning our retinas!

Slow Loris loves getting ticked!

I think I'm in love with a slow loris. If I had a slow loris in my life all my 
problems would be solved and I would never have anything to worry about ever again.

- Thanks Sonya

Aaawww

Image 1 - Flickr
Image 2 - Vi.sualize.us

I stole this post from Anna Spiro's blog because it reminded me of this conversation I was having with a special someone over a series of texts the other night that concluded with him saying (texting) "what a lovely field of organically grown smiles!"

What the hell?

Crying at work

Niki just emailed me this video (embedding was disabled, sorry). I have volume on my computer at work doesn't work but I watched all 7:08 minutes of it with no sound and it had me balling.  

Check it out

Brazil: PIGEONS USED TO SMUGGLE CELLPHONES TO PRISONERS

Police say inmates are using carrier pigeons to smuggle cellphones onto a prison farm in southeastern Brazil.

Police inspector Celso Soramiglio says guards at a prison near the city of Sorocaba caught a pigeon last Wednesday with components of a small cellphone inside a bag tied to one of its legs.

A day later, another pigeon was found with a bag containing a cellphone charger.

The birds apparently were bred and raised inside the prison, smuggled out, outfitted with the cellphone parts and then released to fly back.

Soramiglio noted that pigeons “instinctively fly back home - always.”

He says police photographed the pigeons and then released them.

Source: AP, March 31, 2009

"Gay" Elephant Causes Dispute

WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish politician has criticized his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported Friday.

"We didn't pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Michal Grzes, a conservative councilor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying.

"We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" said Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party.

The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14.

Bat-shit crazy: Woman tries to cuddle with cute polar bears

Those polar bears must have thought it was their birthday!

Easter egg drop

5 year old ditches mom and takes the subway across Manhattan

Horses Wearing Wigs!

Source: Daily Mail

ALSO

how this wasn't a massive hit is beyond me.

stupid skymiles

i am on a plane over the grand canyon.

anyway... OJ DA JUICEMAN kicks ass.



1.) he says "AYE, AYE, AYE, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY" throughout the entire song.
2.) he sings about frequent flier miles. hates DELTA SKYMILES. loves AIRTRAN.

bonus.
1/2 the chorus screwed and chopped.

i love this guy.

He was almost mine

So I never told you about the Chiuaua Marsea found one Saturday in Silverlake. He was 7 months old, and SO cute. I met up with her that night at an art show in Culver City and she had him with her, she said she was out on a walk and he came running down the street towards her. She didn't know what to do with him but decided she'd post "Found" posters around the neighborhood the following day. I immediatley scooped him up and appointed myself as his guardian until his owner came to claim him (fingers crossed behind my back.) During the course of the night I went through about a dozen possible names for him, and took him with me to 2 bars and decided to call him Poncho until a better name came up. When we finally got home he tried to hump Ginger, which was the most ridiculous sight because he was only about as tall as her knee (dogs have knees). I made him a tiny bed out from an old box with some blankets and he slept in it all night. I was sure he would make a wonderful addition to our home. Anyhow, the next day a man called claiming to be the owner, the Chiuaua's name was "Sparky" (lame). I begrudingly met up with him at Hugo's taco stand and handed the dog over. The dude gave me $20 so I bought some taco's.

Jam of the night

You gotta get past the first 10 seconds....actually the entire video is redunkulous.

Kiss Me Thru The Phone Video